Blardy Smart Alecs

How many times have you come across smart alecs? I have personally encountered too many of them to even keep count. Blardy hell, what is wrong with these people? Many a time, I see them going to forums as well as other people’s blogs and leave mindless comments that everyone can do without.

Take for instance when a forumer asked, “What should I do? I am in love with this girl and I don’t know if she feels the same.”

Some idiot then replied, “Don’t be a man with no balls. Go and approach her and just tell her you are interested. If she is into you, good for you, if not, move on and get a life.”

What in god’s name was that? Don’t try to be smart OK! If he had the balls to approach her and tell her, he wouldn’t be here asking for opinions OK! I am not saying they cannot give their opinions but at least give one that will help him and not something that wouldn’t do him any good. Don’t try to be smart giving such an answer because this is real life and the world is never an ideal place to live in. You think courting a girl is as easy as I like you, you like me? If you don’t, I am looking else where? EASIER SAID THAN DONE, OK!!! So shut up with stupid replies like that.

Then, there are people who hop around people’s blogs, read what people have to say and then leave comments like these ones:

“You are such a disgrace because your English suck big time.”

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“You look fugly the whole world can die looking at your pictures.”

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“Your blog sucks!”

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“You ought to get a life. All you do is sit down here and blog. Go out and socialise.”

Yea, my English suck big time, then again, why were you here in the first place? Wait, I am guessing you probably can’t comprehend proper English and so you decided my English “sucks”? Yes, I am fugly and again, you are here, looking at my pictures, not leaving…… still not leaving…… still here looking at my vain pictures. Yes I know, I am handsome, you are not. You are just here to insult me to make yourself feel good. I know, I know, you are here to compliment me, so SHUT UP with the stupid comments already, CAN?!?!?!?!.

Oh and my blog sucks by the way, BUT YOU ARE STILL HERE!!!! WTF DO YOU WANT?!?!?! Speaking of which, I do have a life. In fact, I believe I have a wider social network than you losers do. Wait a minute, while I was out having yam cha sessions with friends, out having a great time with my family and friends, where were you? Oh I see now, you were being a sad fuck, browsing through my blog and probably a few others having a great time spamming us with your useless, good for nothing comments. Talk about getting a life, YOU SHOULD GET ONE!!! What’s more, you leave comments anonymously thinking people won’t know who you are? tsk tsk tsk. Sure, we probably won’t know who you are and we don’t wish to know.

That’s about all I have to say about smart alecs. The next time I receive spam comments, I’ll happily be marking them as spams and happily clicking away on the Delete button. Trying to hurt my feelings by insulting me? Try harder because I am already immune to that. Keep your stupid comments to yourself, get lost if you don’t like what you read (you probably don’t like everything you read anyway) and get a life as you suggested. Leave your insults in your blog just like I do. It’s your blog after all and I can’t do a damn thing about it anyway. It’s probably the best thing for you to do. Till then, see ya peepz, good night and I’m outta here.

10 Things I Hate About Friendster

I love Friendster, don’t get me wrong. It is a source of communication that I use to keep updated with friends that I meet and seldom meet. Along the line, Friendster evolved into something more than it initially was. It’s a good thing to begin with. I mean, with all the customization in place, you basically get to customize the webpage to your liking. More like a personal website of our own.

Proper usage results in a perfect community of friends communicating with each other. In fact, Friendster is also a tool to expand your friendship network. Somehow or another, Murphy’s law always holds. There are always bound to be idiots out there spoiling the perfect cycle at the least expected time.

Here, I am going to list the top 10 things I hate about Friendster, or rather about people using Friendster:

10) Nicknames not resembling the person

Some people put nicknames and not have a single photo associated with them. Along the line I start forgetting who they are. How am I supposed to recognize you? I don’t have the Death Note OK! I won’t write your name in the notebook even if I know your name OK! Won’t die letting me know your name OK!

9) People having more than an account with full friends list

Now, having friends are fine but when you post “cute” pictures of yourself trying to gain attention, you get a lot of superficial friends. You know, sometimes, you aren’t that cute in real life and it is with all the make up and the desperate attempts that make you look “cute”. You end up with 500 “friends” in your account and 3 quarter of them are deperate people trying to get to know and bed you. Period.

8 ) Guys who add pretty girls, girls who add handsome guys

These idiots, if you noticed, add all the pretty girls and handsome guys to their lists. Call me a sour grape, whatever. Fucking stupid OK! Add all you want, people hide behind names and photos of porn stars claiming those are them. You add them and later discover these pigs are the total opposite of who they are in real life and die of heart attack knowing the truth.

7) People opening a Friendster blog and have it empty for eternity/write crap

You see a lot of people open Friendster blogs because the majority of the crowd is doing so. One month later, you return to the blog and find a fucking empty page staring right back at you. You might also find the one and only post stating this “Hi, I am new here. I want to write a blog…” and they disappear to god knows where.

Then, some people open a blog to torment your soul with “Wah, time past by so fast. It has been a long time since I updated my stupid blog and I am here now to update the fucking blog so that you can read my stupid post and die of boredom right in front of the computer.”

“Today, I went and eat shit. Life is short, I just want to try everything I can. Today I went and meet up with some online pals who gang raped me because I was so stupid to go and meet them up even before knowing their true nature.”

6) Posting pictures of themselves and claim they are fat/ugly

These people post pictures of themselves and go “Wah I am so fat and ugly.” You bet you are, so just take the god damn picture off the site and save me the agony of having to browse through your fugly pictures. Trying to fish for compliments eh? I don’t want to give you the compliment, how? You are fugly, how? Sue me!!!

5) Using CSS to send me down to hell

I have said this and I’ll say it again. Imagine this, blinking stars background, animated pictures all around the website. Annoying sounds playing in the back ground. Green/pink colour background against yellow texts. Someone kill me right now. I think, Hotmail, GMail, Yahoo, Google and Microsoft should also change their websites to these kinda designs. The blinking effects and animations will definitely attract more traffic to their sites NOT!!! So quit it!!! The first thing I do when I see this kinda site is hit the Back button almost immediately.

4) Useless testimonials

Stop sending useless and annoying testimonials. I go to your site to look up your profile and not listen to a stupid bird singing. The bird is annoying OK! Don’t even send meaningless testimonials like “This is a meaningful testimonial. This testimonial is meaningful because it is not meaningless. A lot of people send meaningless testimonials, unlike this meaningful testimonial that is not meaningless.” Damn you, it might be interesting the first few times I read it. It becomes annoying after reading it 100 god damn times. Truth be told, this is the most meaningless testimonial of all meaningless testimonials.

3) Forwarded chain messages

You have been haunted by the spirit of an evil ghost. If you do not forward it in the next 5 minutes, the ghost will haunt you for the next 1 year. Forward this to at least 20 people or bad luck will come your way.

@^&!%@#& KNNCCBTNS, mahai, come la, I don’t and never forward these messages. Come and haunt me, I don’t give a shit, can?!?! Puki you, while I dump and ignore this message, I hope you are the one who is haunted.

I love god, I know you love god. If you love god, forward this to 20 people or else god will not be happy, etc etc…

@!&*#!&*@#&!@#%& You go and fuck yourself. I love god, but god never state in the bible/manuscript that I have to forward this fucking message to 20 people to show my love for him. You don’t come and teach me stupid things like that. I’ll smack you on your head I tell you! Now go and confess all your sins, you are such a disgrace and hopefully god forgives you for what you have done!

2) Arrogant assholes

Ever came across people who put this is their profiles?

“I do not simply add people. If I do not know you, don’t add me. I will delete people who I do not know and I will not entertain any messages from people I don’t know”

I say, SCREW YOU! You don’t have to say it out to the whole wide world. We already know you’re being a bitch for not adding us. We get it, you don’t have to write it out and tell the whole damn world you are so “famous” and egoistic, you do not entertain people you don’t know. You probably might have your own reasons, but still, don’t have to tell it to the whole wide world!

1) FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING DOWN! THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALLEN SMITH IS COMING! RUN RUN!!!

OMG, Friendster is so gonna close down NOT!!! Are you stupid? Friendster is going to close your account? Where did you heard that from? You are willing to take an idiot’s words for it and you are not willing to read through Friendster’s help area to validate it’s a bullshit?

Where is that motherfucking Allen Smith? Certainly not on Friendster! Ask him to come and close my fucking account. This is so widespread I have received it not once, not twice, not even trice but more than 10 times. I tried responding to it and sending it back to my friend. Surprisingly, people forward spams like this but I have yet to see the message I sent, come back to me. What is wrong with you idiots?

One last time, Allen Smith does not exist, Friendster is not closing down and STOP SENDING THE GOD DAMN STUPID MESSAGE!!! Mai chao turtle!!!

Stressed and Depressed

I have been pretty stressed out lately due to a lot of unfortunate events. Anyhow, I am not going to grumble over those past events anymore and I am just gonna let it go. I am so stressed, I don’t know who to turn to. I don’t know who to talk to and now, the next best thing to do is to blog about it. I need someone to talk to and that would be me, myself.

Ignore this post if you wanna because I don’t blog for audiences. Rather I blog to express my own feelings in my own ways. I know very well, pictures along with words attract more readers since it is just in humans to take pictures better than words. However, I am not in the mood for any pictures right now, so this is just a plain text post. Anyway, work isn’t good for me, things haven’t been running smoothly. It is extremely frustrating when you seat in front of the computer the whole day trying to get something to work and it just wouldn’t. To make it worse, your boss and your associates are pestering and pressuring you to get up to speed. That is double the frustration, double the pressure and double the oooommmppphhh….

Life isn’t good as well. I have no one to resort to as I am alone in KL. I do have quite a number of friends in KL, but still, most are busy with their own life and couldn’t be bothered with me. Needless to say, I don’t have a counterpart as well. Ya ya, don’t start telling me being single is good and being in a relationship is not. I have heard enough of that crap already, so enough of that. They both have their own pros and cons. I just feel like it’s time I have someone who can share my feelings with me. Call me pathetic if you would, but if you do, make sure you don’t get into any relationships ever!

It’s not everyday you come across a girl you like and you feel is suitable for you. I mean, I do have a lot of female friends but then again, I feel there is nothing more than that. Although I must admit I give in pretty easily to girls, but I don’t tend to like every girl I come across. However, each time I come across a girl that I like, it’s either she doesn’t have any feelings for me, or she already has someone else in mind. Call me sad, I don’t care, but it’s a fact and I won’t hide it from the world. I don’t usually tell girls I like them directly in the face, but rather, I hint them. I am an inward person, an introvert and previous blows didn’t do me any good. So, I beat around the bush most of the time until I am fairly confident in tackling the girl.

I highly believe in this saying “some things are better left unknown”. When you get to know some things, they sadden you and they demoralize you. They don’t boost your ego nor do they ommmppphhh your self esteem. In fact, if anyone has a very low self esteem, that would have to be me. I have a very low self esteem when it comes to meeting the public and girls. I am getting better at it but still, some things just don’t help in the process.

I am one who easily backs off from a girl if being confronted by another guy who also likes her. Although I strongly believe that love is unfair and that you fight for yourself, I still I tend to back off as I feel it’s the easier thing to do. Call me a coward if you would but sometimes, you just have this feeling that it’s pointless as it is really going no where and the girl isn’t really showing any signs of interest. Oh yea, I am pretty experienced in this part, so don’t even question it. Blame that on girls who try to play cool and hard to get. I know girls don’t like guys who are cowards but still, it takes more than that to get a girl.

I know I am not some drop dead gorgeous guy but I don’t know why, I tend to fall for girls who are hard to get and are mostly pretty. Being the pessimist that I am, I always have this negative thinking that it’s impossible. I mean, how and why would a pretty girl fall for an ugly guy like me unless I am loaded, which I am not of course? I am merely stating facts here and I am not trying to beg for sympathy. So really, why would a girl fall for an ugly guy like me unless she has come to know me for quite sometime and gets attracted by my inner self? If first impression is to count, then I have failed miserably in that department.

I feel so hopeless I just lose concentration in my work sometimes and that’s not a good thing. I find no motivation to do things and the thought of not being able to be with someone you like is just excruciating. Sometimes, you just feel like dropping the thought off your mind and not think about it, but you just can’t. It’s easier said than done but really, it’s quite impossible. All I could do is just wish and pray that this feeling would go away and I would wake up to a brand new, happy day.

So as you can see, I am pretty depressed and stressed right now due to my work and personal life. Therefore, humour is of an essence to me and it helps keep me alive and prevents me from going insane. Which is why whenever I find the opportunity to laugh, I’d gladly do so. Nonetheless, nothing stops me from thinking all these, because when the laughter is over, everything is back to square one.

Oh god, this is one of those times I really need god by my side to comfort me and to make me feel better. This is also one of those times I can use some family member companionship. Unfortunately, my family is not with me so there really isn’t anyone I can turn to right now. Hmmm, what should I do with myself?

What Is Wrong With The World?

As much as I would like to make this blog kids safe, I just can’t because I have to put up with idiots on a daily basis. If you guys would recall, I lost my wallet a couple of days ago. Basically, I lost all my essential stuffs like my IC, my driver’s license, my credit cards, my ATM card as well as some cash.

This is further complicated by the fact that my bank book is in Kuching AND my ATM card could not be renewed anywhere except Kuching. This practically leaves me with no means for withdrawal of money, which of course, I need badly since I am cash limited.

So, of course, I got myself a replacement IC, which would only come in 3 weeks time. Therefore, I am now holding a temporary IC. With it, I expect to get a new bank account to deposit my pay cheque and then withdraw some money for my survival. So, I headed over to Maybank The Curve eagerly hoping to open a new account. When I went there, I got this classic reply…

“Sir, we do not allow any opening of accounts with a temporary IC…”

So, this would then be my reply for them, which of course I didn’t do, since I was rushing… Anyway, this is what I think:

What the fark is wrong with you people? Why is it that I can’t open an account with a temporary IC? Already, here I am, being miserable because I lost my essential stuffs and in desperate need for cash and you idiots are telling me I cannot open an account with a temporary IC? GO FARK YOURSELF!!! Do you expect me to farking live for 3 weeks on RM150 until I get my IC replacement? WHAT THE FARK WERE YOU GUYS THINKING!!??!! Are you saying I am gonna cheat the bank just because I have a temporary IC? People, the temporary IC is an original copy ISSUED BY the NATIONAL REGISTRATION DEPARTMENT OF MALAYSIA, OK!!!!! MOTHERFOOKERS!!! Why the fark is it so hard for me to open an account. It’s business for you guys and I was going to bank in at least a grand!!! You don’t want business?!?!!? FINE BY ME!!!! I have a bank account, 2 credit cards, and a hirepurchase loan with you guys and you’re FARKING SCARED I’ll cheat you guys? MOTHERFOOKERS!!!! FARK security. Don’t talk security with me. This is just absurd. If I were holding a photostated copy of the temporary IC, that’s completely understandable BUT I am holding the FRIGGIN’ ORIGINAL COPY~! !@*^#!*&@%&@#%@#

To any readers working for Maybank, yes, this is how discontent I am with their service. I was hoping to open another Maybank account as it has a wider network of ATMs. If you are working for Maybank, get your boss to read this post. I don farking care. I wanna let the whole world know how discontent I am with Maybank. Hell, you can even call me up and gimme a piece of your mind and I’ll assure you I’ll give you a hundred pieces of mine. Piss me off like that again, and I will not hesitate to switch banks.

Then I went to Hong Leong bank to open an account and walla, what do you know? Effortless! For that, I would like to extend by deepest gratitude to the friendly staffs at Hong Leong Bank Damansara Perdana in assisting me in my account creation. It was a great sense of relieve for me to finally be able to cash in my long overdued pay cheque. Thank you very much!

So tell me people, why is it wrong for me to open an account with a temporary IC? Justify the security issue in it. If there really was a security issue, Hong Leong bank would have been long screwed before I could even open an account with them. In fact, their policy when you lose your cards is to file a police report, close the existing account and reopen a new one with the temporary IC. Maybank, thank you very much for making my life a miserable hell. So much for being the bigger and better bank, and you are being rediculed over such a matter?!?! Ain’t worth it…!!!

Not My Day

Today is just not my day. I mean, everything turned out wrong even at the very beginning of the day. You see, first of all, I lost my wallet just a few minutes after midnight due mainly to my negligence and of course, I consider a fair bit of bad luck in that as well.

So I lost approximately RM150 which is not that big an amount but still money for me to survive almost a week.The biggest trouble of all though, is the hassle of having to cancel all my credit card and ATM facilities. I literally have no means of withdrawing money from my own account because the only way to do that now is with my bank passbook and that is in Kuching as well. Thank you very much! The ATM card can only be reissued at the branch I did my card, which is in Kuching as well. @!&^#%!*&%#!*&@#%

So, the easiest thing to do now is to take my pay cheque and use that to open another new bank account in KL. Then again, that is also a hassle. To make things worse, I lost my IC and driver’s license as well. I needed the IC to open a new bank account. I had to get a colleague of mine to drive me all the way up to Damansara Utama and get a replacement from the National Registration Department. That would also take about 3 weeks. I am supposed to be holding a temporary IC BUT the friggin’ camera at the department did not function and I was forced to come back the next day. Talk about everything not going your way? I think this is it.

Then, the stupid StreamyX in my office had to go down again, just a day after I called up to report a bad connection. God damn it, what does it take to make things go the way it should be? !@*&%#!&*@^#%

When everything seemed to have settled down a little, came the news from my mom that my car central locking mechanism isn’t functioning. !@*&%#!&@^#!@*#$!@ What the fark is wrong with the world today? Already, I wasn’t in the mood and I get all this crap…

Then, I came back to office, hoping to have a peaceful night surfing the internet and catching up with friends I haven’t had the time to catch up with. What do you know? The friggin’ alarm from another office not too far away from mine started sounding like crazy. As of writing now, it’s still sounding and it’s driving me mad!!! !@*&#!*&@%!%!@#*!^#

So I am guessing, today, god is trying to make a fool out of me and that today just wasn’t meant for me. Bah, why the fark am I even complaining here? I should just head home and get the hell to bed and pray and hope and like one of my friend said, eat lots of onion, have a sweet dream and hope that I will wake up to a better tomorrow. *SIGH*