Stupid Or What?

On The Side Note:

1) Vote for Nicole (No. 14) at http://www.mix.fm/05/special/mmw07/ Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful contestant in Miss Malaysia World 2007. Nicole, now, where is my reward?

My mind has been filled with numerous stuff, I don’t even have the brain cells to think anymore. No longer am I enjoying life as I used to. I am full of commitments and I have to think of a lot of things that I didn’t use to have to think. Everyday, it is about work work and work. Even when you’re off work, you mind keeps thinking what has to be done the next day, for fear that you will not be able to finish your work and all.

For those who have the opportunity to go travel around the world and then tell me they have been busy, don’t give me that bullcrap. You obviously have the extra time to do those travels and you are obviously miles better than me. My head is so full of things now, thinking about money, about work, about relationship, thinking about friendship, thinking about my future. Yes, as I am writing this now, I am thinking of all those. Sometimes I get so frustrated that I think I shouldn’t give a fuck about the world. I think I am gonna do just that to relieve myself off the trouble.

Anyway, after a hectic day of work, I come back to the condominium and I see this amazing sight. As if it isn’t already beautiful enough, people just had to decorate it:

You saw that?!?! Pink “tongues” sticking out of each mail box! Isn’t the decoration just superb?!?!? Isn’t it amazing how people can make the mailbox so “beautiful”?

Now, it got me wondering, did the management specifically consent to this or is the distributor just plain stupid?

This was what I saw, so it is either the management consent to it or the distributor just does not understand plain English. Smart but an annoying way to finish distributing leaflets. I don’t know about you guys, but it annoys the shit out of me to see leaflets everywhere, let alone putting it on my car windshield. When it rains, if the printing is low quality, the bloody ink just stains the whole windshield. *!@^#*!&@!@&#*!#&!@*%#^%!#*@&!@

The Importance of Public Telephones

In this new age of wireless mobility and freedom, almost everyone owns a mobile phone. Look around you and everyone is literally holding one. Even a primary one kid is holding a phone that is by far better than most working adults. It’s a common sight nowadays that most people just close one eye on it and move on with life. I, however, look at these kids shaking my head in disagreement. I mean, first off, what on this freakin earth’s purpose is a kid going to use such an expensive phone for? Surf pRon of 3G? Chat away with his puppy lover? Call their friends and start talking on the phone while cursing, mai chibai you?!?! Forgive me but I still can’t seem to comprehend the importance of a handset to a kid with the exception of calling their parents.

OK, enough about kids. Back to the general public, we have come to rely heavily on mobile phones that if we were to lose our mobile phones, it would render us helpless. Take me for example, I use my mobile phone a lot for calls, so much so that when I forget to bring my phone when I am out, I really find it a hassle to communicate. When I need to ask somebody something, I can’t. What is more important is that I have my entire phone book in my phone and not having the phone with me, I can’t even recall a single number with the exception of numbers that I regularly dial. Don’t laugh! At least I can still remember my own number when some people can’t even recall their own mobile number. To find a public phone is also a problem because they are mostly either damaged if not filled with saliva in the coin return area.

Public phones were once extremely useful when mobile phones were still not within reach for most people. Mobile phones are dirt cheap nowadays you can literally get one for less than RM200! Therefore, public phones are not so important nowadays. Nonetheless, humans, or should I say low life Malaysians, have found a new use for public phones. Public phones were once used to make calls. Simple, insert coins/card, dial a number, talk and hang up. Now, you can use a public phone for this:

Now you can:

1) Take the whole phone out of its booth. (God knows how)

2) Stick adverts on it. Loan RM10,000 from me and pay a low 3% interest. If you can’t pay back, I’ll hunt you down and chop your little brother off.

3) Stick your phone number on the booth offering sex for RM100 a night. What is there to lose? You get pleasure and money, great deal!

4) Last but not least, throw rubbish in it! How useful! You can now use a phone booth as a rubbish bin as well, brilliant!

Now, says who Malaysians are dumb? We are one innovative bunch of people. Where else can you find a rubbish bin phone booth? MALAYSIA!!! We have long been known as the Boleh Land and now we have proven ourselves once again. Malaysia Boleh!!!

Blardy Smart Alecs

How many times have you come across smart alecs? I have personally encountered too many of them to even keep count. Blardy hell, what is wrong with these people? Many a time, I see them going to forums as well as other people’s blogs and leave mindless comments that everyone can do without.

Take for instance when a forumer asked, “What should I do? I am in love with this girl and I don’t know if she feels the same.”

Some idiot then replied, “Don’t be a man with no balls. Go and approach her and just tell her you are interested. If she is into you, good for you, if not, move on and get a life.”

What in god’s name was that? Don’t try to be smart OK! If he had the balls to approach her and tell her, he wouldn’t be here asking for opinions OK! I am not saying they cannot give their opinions but at least give one that will help him and not something that wouldn’t do him any good. Don’t try to be smart giving such an answer because this is real life and the world is never an ideal place to live in. You think courting a girl is as easy as I like you, you like me? If you don’t, I am looking else where? EASIER SAID THAN DONE, OK!!! So shut up with stupid replies like that.

Then, there are people who hop around people’s blogs, read what people have to say and then leave comments like these ones:

“You are such a disgrace because your English suck big time.”

or

“You look fugly the whole world can die looking at your pictures.”

or

“Your blog sucks!”

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“You ought to get a life. All you do is sit down here and blog. Go out and socialise.”

Yea, my English suck big time, then again, why were you here in the first place? Wait, I am guessing you probably can’t comprehend proper English and so you decided my English “sucks”? Yes, I am fugly and again, you are here, looking at my pictures, not leaving…… still not leaving…… still here looking at my vain pictures. Yes I know, I am handsome, you are not. You are just here to insult me to make yourself feel good. I know, I know, you are here to compliment me, so SHUT UP with the stupid comments already, CAN?!?!?!?!.

Oh and my blog sucks by the way, BUT YOU ARE STILL HERE!!!! WTF DO YOU WANT?!?!?! Speaking of which, I do have a life. In fact, I believe I have a wider social network than you losers do. Wait a minute, while I was out having yam cha sessions with friends, out having a great time with my family and friends, where were you? Oh I see now, you were being a sad fuck, browsing through my blog and probably a few others having a great time spamming us with your useless, good for nothing comments. Talk about getting a life, YOU SHOULD GET ONE!!! What’s more, you leave comments anonymously thinking people won’t know who you are? tsk tsk tsk. Sure, we probably won’t know who you are and we don’t wish to know.

That’s about all I have to say about smart alecs. The next time I receive spam comments, I’ll happily be marking them as spams and happily clicking away on the Delete button. Trying to hurt my feelings by insulting me? Try harder because I am already immune to that. Keep your stupid comments to yourself, get lost if you don’t like what you read (you probably don’t like everything you read anyway) and get a life as you suggested. Leave your insults in your blog just like I do. It’s your blog after all and I can’t do a damn thing about it anyway. It’s probably the best thing for you to do. Till then, see ya peepz, good night and I’m outta here.

10 Things I Hate About Friendster

I love Friendster, don’t get me wrong. It is a source of communication that I use to keep updated with friends that I meet and seldom meet. Along the line, Friendster evolved into something more than it initially was. It’s a good thing to begin with. I mean, with all the customization in place, you basically get to customize the webpage to your liking. More like a personal website of our own.

Proper usage results in a perfect community of friends communicating with each other. In fact, Friendster is also a tool to expand your friendship network. Somehow or another, Murphy’s law always holds. There are always bound to be idiots out there spoiling the perfect cycle at the least expected time.

Here, I am going to list the top 10 things I hate about Friendster, or rather about people using Friendster:

10) Nicknames not resembling the person

Some people put nicknames and not have a single photo associated with them. Along the line I start forgetting who they are. How am I supposed to recognize you? I don’t have the Death Note OK! I won’t write your name in the notebook even if I know your name OK! Won’t die letting me know your name OK!

9) People having more than an account with full friends list

Now, having friends are fine but when you post “cute” pictures of yourself trying to gain attention, you get a lot of superficial friends. You know, sometimes, you aren’t that cute in real life and it is with all the make up and the desperate attempts that make you look “cute”. You end up with 500 “friends” in your account and 3 quarter of them are deperate people trying to get to know and bed you. Period.

8 ) Guys who add pretty girls, girls who add handsome guys

These idiots, if you noticed, add all the pretty girls and handsome guys to their lists. Call me a sour grape, whatever. Fucking stupid OK! Add all you want, people hide behind names and photos of porn stars claiming those are them. You add them and later discover these pigs are the total opposite of who they are in real life and die of heart attack knowing the truth.

7) People opening a Friendster blog and have it empty for eternity/write crap

You see a lot of people open Friendster blogs because the majority of the crowd is doing so. One month later, you return to the blog and find a fucking empty page staring right back at you. You might also find the one and only post stating this “Hi, I am new here. I want to write a blog…” and they disappear to god knows where.

Then, some people open a blog to torment your soul with “Wah, time past by so fast. It has been a long time since I updated my stupid blog and I am here now to update the fucking blog so that you can read my stupid post and die of boredom right in front of the computer.”

“Today, I went and eat shit. Life is short, I just want to try everything I can. Today I went and meet up with some online pals who gang raped me because I was so stupid to go and meet them up even before knowing their true nature.”

6) Posting pictures of themselves and claim they are fat/ugly

These people post pictures of themselves and go “Wah I am so fat and ugly.” You bet you are, so just take the god damn picture off the site and save me the agony of having to browse through your fugly pictures. Trying to fish for compliments eh? I don’t want to give you the compliment, how? You are fugly, how? Sue me!!!

5) Using CSS to send me down to hell

I have said this and I’ll say it again. Imagine this, blinking stars background, animated pictures all around the website. Annoying sounds playing in the back ground. Green/pink colour background against yellow texts. Someone kill me right now. I think, Hotmail, GMail, Yahoo, Google and Microsoft should also change their websites to these kinda designs. The blinking effects and animations will definitely attract more traffic to their sites NOT!!! So quit it!!! The first thing I do when I see this kinda site is hit the Back button almost immediately.

4) Useless testimonials

Stop sending useless and annoying testimonials. I go to your site to look up your profile and not listen to a stupid bird singing. The bird is annoying OK! Don’t even send meaningless testimonials like “This is a meaningful testimonial. This testimonial is meaningful because it is not meaningless. A lot of people send meaningless testimonials, unlike this meaningful testimonial that is not meaningless.” Damn you, it might be interesting the first few times I read it. It becomes annoying after reading it 100 god damn times. Truth be told, this is the most meaningless testimonial of all meaningless testimonials.

3) Forwarded chain messages

You have been haunted by the spirit of an evil ghost. If you do not forward it in the next 5 minutes, the ghost will haunt you for the next 1 year. Forward this to at least 20 people or bad luck will come your way.

@^&!%@#& KNNCCBTNS, mahai, come la, I don’t and never forward these messages. Come and haunt me, I don’t give a shit, can?!?! Puki you, while I dump and ignore this message, I hope you are the one who is haunted.

I love god, I know you love god. If you love god, forward this to 20 people or else god will not be happy, etc etc…

@!&*#!&*@#&!@#%& You go and fuck yourself. I love god, but god never state in the bible/manuscript that I have to forward this fucking message to 20 people to show my love for him. You don’t come and teach me stupid things like that. I’ll smack you on your head I tell you! Now go and confess all your sins, you are such a disgrace and hopefully god forgives you for what you have done!

2) Arrogant assholes

Ever came across people who put this is their profiles?

“I do not simply add people. If I do not know you, don’t add me. I will delete people who I do not know and I will not entertain any messages from people I don’t know”

I say, SCREW YOU! You don’t have to say it out to the whole wide world. We already know you’re being a bitch for not adding us. We get it, you don’t have to write it out and tell the whole damn world you are so “famous” and egoistic, you do not entertain people you don’t know. You probably might have your own reasons, but still, don’t have to tell it to the whole wide world!

1) FRIENDSTER IS CLOSING DOWN! THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALLEN SMITH IS COMING! RUN RUN!!!

OMG, Friendster is so gonna close down NOT!!! Are you stupid? Friendster is going to close your account? Where did you heard that from? You are willing to take an idiot’s words for it and you are not willing to read through Friendster’s help area to validate it’s a bullshit?

Where is that motherfucking Allen Smith? Certainly not on Friendster! Ask him to come and close my fucking account. This is so widespread I have received it not once, not twice, not even trice but more than 10 times. I tried responding to it and sending it back to my friend. Surprisingly, people forward spams like this but I have yet to see the message I sent, come back to me. What is wrong with you idiots?

One last time, Allen Smith does not exist, Friendster is not closing down and STOP SENDING THE GOD DAMN STUPID MESSAGE!!! Mai chao turtle!!!

“Britney Spears” Spammed Me?

Lately, I have been receiving comments from “Britney Spears”. Why do I get so many comments from “Britney Spears”. Can fucking stop spamming me or not? As proud I am that “Britney Spears” willingly visited my site, I still have to say, “BRITNEY SPEARS, STOP SPAMMING ME CAN?!?!?!”

P/S: This is “Britney Spears” (note the double quotes) and is in no way associated with the actual Britney Spears.